Woke up, put clothes on, didn't go to work.

I did heat up my skim milk and my black-and-white cookie to revise Book 3 for the umpteenth time.

On the news, they just said a 3.5-year-old girl and her sister were attacked by the family dogs in the Bronx on Sunday. I'm not one for "profiling," but what do you think the chances are that the dog was a:

a) Beagle
b) Bichon frise
c) "Pit-bull mix" ?