4/30/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/29/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/28/2003

A friend writes: "I must complain about your use of the word 'no' in your blog. Such a word promotes negativity and pessimism. It's a bad word. Stop using it at once, otherwise I shall have to stop reading your blog and turn to less offensive websites like dawneden.com.
No, I'm not a crackpot.
--Brad
P.S. What's the name of your book again?"
A friend writes, "You should put more stuff on your blog."
No.
Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/25/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/24/2003

"First off, I want to say how deeply offensive I find your blog. For example, your use of the word 'provocative' which dictionary.com defines as 'exciting sexual desire'. You must stop blogging. People may actually learn something.
Secondly, when and where are your book tour appearances again? --Brad"

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/23/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/22/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/21/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.
A friend writes, "Shouldn't it be 'put on clothes' instead of 'put clothes on'? Split infinitive or something?"

I knew as soon as I started writing about my life that it would be provocative, but so far it's exceeded my wildest dreams!

4/18/2003

Woke up. Put clothes on. Went to work.

4/17/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/16/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/15/2003

Almost forgot! Woke up. Put clothes on. And...went to work!

4/14/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/11/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/10/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/09/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.
Last night, a friend said to me, "Guess what I did today?"
"What?" I asked.
"I woke up, put clothes on, and went to work."
I guess people are being influenced by this blog, and thank God!

4/08/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/07/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work. Click this.

4/04/2003

Woke up.
Put clothes on.
Went to work.

4/03/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.

4/02/2003

Woke up. Put clothes on. Went to work.

4/01/2003

Woke up, put clothes on, went to work.