My cute mom

"I used to go out with boys from Princeton. They had fireplaces in their rooms. Have you ever been there? It's beautiful. They got fireplaces in their rooms, and it was so beautiful, and it cost the same as Penn. I used to stay over, and my dad would call at 3 in the morning to make sure I wasn't sleeping with anyone. I wasn't. But it wasn't too great that he called." - My mom, on the phone