Bows

Well, I posted Sam's question yesterday and my other male readers instantly got jealous.
Geez. Who knew I was so popular.

Carl writes:

Ask Sam from Hawaii
Why there's an interstate highway on the islands!

Michael writes:

Damn that is funny. But what is up with this Love CL? I don’t think that I have ever gotten a Love C.L. I am devastated. Distraught and overcome with sadness. Beside myself with angst. Tormented at the thought that you love another. Besieged with grief. Beset by sorrow. Beleaguered by self doubt. Why oh why can I not have a simple but oh, so wonderful Love CL Fair well cruel world.

Cue the violins.