Wes created this lovely artwork of me...if only I looked that good!

The Daily News and Post today had similar covers...with one difference. They both had Spongebob Squarepants movie icons on top of the page. The Daily News' main story was "FOWL FIENDS FOUND." The Posts's is "FOUL SHOT."

However, the Post story is about the Knicks, while the News' story is about a woman who was sent to the hospital because a gang threw a 20-pound turkey through her windshield.