It's a dark and stormy night.
And I'm going home to write.

But before I forget, I must thank the entrants to the poetry contest:

Wendy:

With enough tequila,
Cindy Crawford
Would look like Bob Vila

With enough wine,
Michael Jackson
Would look just fine.

With enough Merlot,
Willie Nelson
Would look like J-Lo.

With enough martinis,
Rush Limbaugh,
Would look like Isabella Rossolini.

Jon:

With enough crack
Gary Coleman
would look like Shaq

and finally,

Lorne:

With enough gin,
Cujo would look like
Rin Tin Tin

Thanks to all!