Woke up, put on clothes, went to work.

Two friends of mine have an essay in the Black Table today about how to get away with a cheap date. It's actually pretty funny.

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Malice points out that Slate agrees with him that Hillary wouldn't be fun to hang out with.

Okay, you win, so...I'm not inviting her to my next sleepover. I still will vote for her.

I mean...does anyone else characterize their world leaders in such a disrespectful way? gimmie a break. gimmie a break.

break me off a piece of that kit kat bar.

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Cherries make a great snack at work.