This really happened.

I was driving around yesterday doing errands and I stopped at a traffic light. I looked to my right, and the guy in the car next to me was motioning for me to roll down my window. So I did.

Then he said, "Do you know why Italians don't like the Jehovah's witnesses?"

I said, "I don't know. Why not?"

And he said, "Because they don't like ANY witnesses."

Then the light changed and the guy and I took off in different directions.

I swear, weird as this is, it actually happened.

Is there a new New Jersey trend of telling ethnic jokes at lights?