Scene from a newspaper story meeting.

REPORTER 1: ...And I'm writing about the high school band, and one of the guys was out there naked...
ME: Does he play the flute?
OTHER REPORTER: Caren!
REPORTER 1: No, French horn.

In other snooze...

Someone asked for an explanation of "Goat Watch." In short, there is a house near my father's house with a pet goat tied up out back. I have offered my half-sister, who's 13, $20 cash if she finds out the goat's name by the end of the summer.