Writer Marty Beckerman has started a Livejournal. As he puts it, "LOL, you guys!!!!" I laughed out loud at this bit of commentary:

"One of the subjects I cover in Nation of Retards is the War Against Fast Food, led by insane Health Nazis who actually believe you should not have the choice to make yourself fat and ugly. ....Now they've convinced Sesame Street's Cookie Monster to eat healthier....STOP RAPING MY CHILDHOOD, YOU FUCKING FOOD FASCISTS!!!!!! COOKIE MONSTER EATS COOKIES, NOT TOFU!!!! HE IS NOT TOFU MONSTER!!!! YOU ARE THE MONSTERS, YOU EVIL COMMUNIST FUCKS!!!!!!"

I wish he wouldn't hold back so much. In unrelated news, I have to post comedian Adam Wade's doody essay later, which is equally poignant.