This seems to be all the rage, so I'd better weigh in, too:

If I ever end up in a persistent vegetative state...I want to be kept alive until every amount of money and heart is drained from you people, until your entire being is sucked dry of will and emotion!

Seriously, if I'm beyond reviving...I'm not answering what I want you to do. I mean, isn't that a little personal? Why should I put it on the internet? It's for me and my family.

Plus...really, it's slightly creepy to talk about. More than slightly creepy.

Very creepy.