Will later wake up, put on clothes, and go to work.

It's going to snow 16 inches on Sunday!!!

Ok, like you really fell for it. Happy April phule's day.

Seriously, though, I was excited to realize that the collection of novellas is up on Amazon (this is true). So you can order the Pilby sequel already!!!

Also, there really will be a lot of rain this weekend, and every weekend in March. Don't say I didn't warn you. It happens every year, and every year, everyone gets pissed off. April showers, you know. Live with it.