Woke up, put on clothes, didn't go to work.

WHAT!?!?! Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have formally separated.

Sometimes we blame ourselves for not being in relationships, wondering if we're not good enough, smart enough, good-looking enough...but then we can look at famous Hollywood couples who have everything going for them (looks, money...), and still can't make their relationship work. Now, you can say that they have all different kinds of pressures, but everyone has pressures.

Pitt is 41 and Aniston is 35. They were just talking about having kids not long ago. At least one member of that pair is gonna have to hurry up, biologically speaking!!

In other news, it's raining and the roads are slick, and yet...cars keep passing. Who's driving on a Saturday at 8:30? Preposterous. Oh, look, it's 9:17 now. I'm putting together my audio round for trivia. Anything to avoid writing, ha ha.