I saw this written somewhere today: "Slugs are homeless snails."

I was in the hardware store and saw several brands of something labeled "DUCK TAPE." I was worried; I always thought it was "duct tape." I though of all the newspaper articles we wrote during the orange alert last year where I, as editor, let the phrase "duct tape" slip through. I was surprised, though, as "duct tape" made more sense than "duck tape." Who tapes a duck?

Then I saw that there were brands of "duct tape," too. "Duck Tape" is apparently a name brand, but I guess the company that makes it puts out different versions. Whew.

Here is a DVD I want. It's cheap, too! I'm sure them after-school specials are so dated, it'd be a hoot to watch any of 'em.