Incidentally, Jennifer Lopez's doomed character in Jersey Girl is named Gert, and after she dies, they name the baby Gert. An unlikely coincidence cuz that's my main char's name in Square Two. They make fun of the name in Jersey Girl.

Getting out of the subway today, a cop was yelling, "No! No! No! No!" It turned out he was yelling at a guy who was about to bring his pit bull on the train. The cop told him to muzzle it. I didn't even know you could bring a muzzled dog on the train.