I just heard another annoying On*Star commercial. This one was, "Help I just locked my daughter in the car, and she's choking herself with the seat belt." The On*Star woman unlocked the car remotely. That is pretty impressive, but why didn't the mom SMASH THE $^# WINDOW? Well, maybe you can't do that. Howard Stern spoofed those commercials a few weeks ago...I don't remember exactly what the spoof was, but I'm sure it had peepee and caca in it.