1/07/2004

A new work-in-progress:

Bacon doesn't make me fat!
Dr. Atkins told me that!
I'm just gonna lose a ton
eating burgers sans the bun!
Bananas are real bad for me
I believe everything I read!
Give me fried duck as a snack
'Cause I'm a big fan of the quack!

Disclaimer: The above is meant as a joke. The Atkins (R) Diet plan in no way tells people that bacon won't make them fat. Additionally, researchers at the U. of Penn and other places have found that the diet can have beneficial health benefits. Thank you.

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