E-mail not sent to my agent

well, it's friday at 3. where's your e-mail telling me how much my manuscript sucks, so you can ruin my weekend? where is it? c'mon, no one in my life has broken my heart in at least a day. c'mon, bring it on!!!

(Disclaimer in case my agent actually finds this: obviously I'm kidding, XOXOX!!!! I'm sure you're still working on that letter.)