Is your dog smart?*

Before I went to bed tonight, I decided I'd look at pictures on the internet of cute basset hounds. (Proof positive that I am not a guy.) Anyway, somehow I got led to this test to see how smart your dog is. I really don't condone harassing your poor dog this way, but I still found it kind of funny to read, so here it is. But if your dog is old, please don't put the pooch through these trials. Thank you.

This could inspire a Letterman list...

"And the number one reason you know your dog is smart...you send him to pick up the Post, and he comes back with the Daily News!"

Ba dump.

*Well, of course, but.