Woke up, put on clothes, went to work.

Last night, "Family Guy" returned to Fox, and "American Dad" followed. They proceeded to, between them, make fun of Christians, conservatives, Mel Gibson, and have a joke where Gepetto stuck his tush in front of Pinocchio's nose and tried to get him to tell a lie. I don't think this will last long.

The Simpsons seemed tame by comparison. In the words of Marge, "Jiminy Kimmel!!"