A reader writes: Imposter! Who are you and what have you done with Caren!? The Caren I've grown to know and love would NEVER cheat with a "yada yada yada". Caren would always say "Woke up, put clothes on, went to work"... but now you have changed. "Woke up, put on clothes, went to work" is simply not acceptable. You have shown your true colors, you imposter! Caren would never "put on clothes", she "put clothes on". That and the fact that the blog has been much more chatty than ever before proves you must be an imposter. I'm on to you buddy! You WILL be exposed.
Aloha, Sam