A family member (who shall be nameless) and I were discussing dating yesterday. (I mean, the IDEA of dating -- not dating each other!!)

"People aren't normal these days," he said.

"Can you elaborate on that?" I asked.

"You used to be able to go out and have a good time and call someone the next day. Now it's three days, five days...people say they don't play games, and the reason they say that is because everybody DOES!"