Man-friendly entry

Because yesterday's entry was considered too girly, I decided to write a man-friendly entry today.

Today's entry is going to be about the NFL.

Football season is now just two months away. So big question on everyone's mind is: Which team has the prettiest helmet? From this writer's standpoint, there are two teams with clashing colors, which is a definite no-no in fashion as well as sports. Those teams are the Minnesota Vikings and the Miami Dolphins. Yellow and purple clash, but so do orange and blue. Those colors should not be together in any forum or fabric, and not on a sports helmet.

Prettiest helmet? Well, I wouldn't call it pretty, but definitely black and gray is always a wonderful color combination both in fashion and in art, and so it goes in sports as well. Black is known to be very slimming, and as everyone knows, either one or two years ago, gray was the new black. Thus, the Raiders have the nicest, albeit most fearsome, colors.

Now, on to other matters: Who is Tom Brady dating right now? I would speculate, but all of this sports talk is making me crave a sour apple Cosmo. Plus, Oprah is coming on in a few hours, right after General Hospital. Sports fans, thank you for reading.

Update: I have been informed (by a boy, of course) that the Raiders' colors are actually silver and black. Well, silver and black are pretty, too.