Woke up, put on clothes, went to work.

It's pouring today. A good novelizing day. But I'm at work. Boo.

Overheard on the PATH train from NY to NJ (from two trainmen sitting there in caps and white hats):

TRAIN STAFFER 1: Did you do that terrorism training yet?
TRAIN STAFFER 2: No. I'm trying to avoid it.
TRAIN STAFFER 1: Yeah. I already missed the first one.

We are not making this up.