Woke up, put on clothes, went to work.

This morning, Howard Stern was talking about "Zierings," stars like Ian Ziering who will never star in a show again after their first show (in this case, 90210) ends. He was trying to "guess the Ziering" on various shows.

This morning, as I was heading to work, the crossing guard at the corner apprised me of town events. "I called the emergency number this morning," she said. "Whenever it rains, the lights do this." She pointed toward the traffic lights, which were blinking instead of just turning red, yellow and green. "They're supposed to get a new box," she said, "but it costs $7,000 and the mayor doesn't want to pay for it. That's dangerous. This is a 8-way intersection!" Then she went and helped a kid across the street.