Woke up, put on clothes, went to work.

At 11:34 a.m. I was getting on the PATH train, and a man in a WELCOME TO NEW YORK, NOW GET OUT t-shirt was getting off the train, and a man in a WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY - DON'T WORRY, WE HATE YOU TOO! shirt was getting on. Seriously!

Jon K. writes:

oatmeal, I'm
eating it;
apples and
spice

in dactylic monometer.