3/30/2007

Rejected wedding songs, part II

Eat My Shorts, by Rick Dees

I peek at you, my stomach turns
I hate your guts
You turn to me and whisper
You're a stupid putz...

Eat my shorts
Yes, choke on polished cotton
Eat my shorts
Everything we have is rotten
Baby, oh baby,
I will see you in court
Eat my shorts

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