When I was out in the rain taking pictures, a guy ran past, heading for his wealthy condo building, and a woman's gray pug started barking at him. So he said, "Shut up, you f*cking sh*t!" I'm serious. What kind of wimp do you have to be to CUSS OUT A PUG?!?

(Oh, if it makes y'all feel better, I yelled something unprintable at him.)