This is how all e-mails to me should read:

i LOVED!!!! your book!

hey caren,
one of my best friends gave me this book to read while i went on a recent trip to the beach. i literally could not put carrie pilby down and i absolutely loved it. it was so real and incredibly clever and funny. i often would read out loud my favorite parts to my friends and they too, would laugh. can't wait for the sequel!
love,
[redacted], 19, new orleans, la.


I thanked her and told her to be careful.