Woke up, put on clothes, went to work.

Now, that's a sweet potato: 6 tons of pot were shipped to the U.S. in some yams.

Wait a second, I just had a sort of related but not sooo related thought. People are always saying that Shaggy from Scooby Doo was a pothead. But what about the name Scooby "Doobie" Doo? Hmm. And come to think about it, what about "Mr. Doo-Bee" from Romper Room?

I can't believe that all these things were hidden in my '70s TV as a kid. Damn. That's what happens when Hippies get influential jobs.

Now go smoke some yams.