Well, we all took our departing co-worker out for drinks. Problem was, it got silly enough that at one point some of us started writing "DEF LEPPARD" on the napkins because I talked about the slanty way it used to be written on the desks at school in the '80s, so we had to see who was the best at still writing it that way. Really bad. I'm home now and safe from bringing up further corny topics. Whew.

I also mentioned at the time how, in fourth grade, a girl wore a Molly Hatchet t-shirt to school and I was stupid enough to say, "What's Molly Hatchet?" Another girl said, "You don't know what Molly Hatchet is???" But the girl who was wearing the shirt was nice, and said, "That's okay. It's a rock group."