Woke up, put on clothes, went to work.

I got my college alumni magazine. An article about sharing music starts off, "Free music. Free movies. Free software, games, and TV shows. These are temptations too great for many students to resist. Like Mephistopheles enticing Faust..."

What? Who do they think they are, Harvard? I can't read articles with those big names. They should have said, "Like a donut to Homer" and I would have understood.