Historic night

This is a historic night.  A night in which a president has promised, in his speech...a puppy!

However, in order to make sure he can come through on this promise, he failed to be specific, as politicians tend to do.  What breed will the First Canine be?  More importantly, will it be adopted from a shelter??

I recommend a mixed breed, perhaps part beagle.  Their temperament is astounding.  Plus they are small and will poop less.  There is enough poop in Washington already.

I happened to get a chance to look at the speech Obama would have given if he'd lost, and apparently, he was just going to give the girls some sea monkeys.  Those are two lucky girls!!

So, those are my intellectual thoughts regarding the election.