This morning's e-mail:

Dear Friend,
I am Anthony Adams, a project manager with the FEDERAL MINISTRY OF WORKS AND HOUSING (FMWH). I obtained your email from the internet, while searching for a reliable person, who could assist us in receiving kick-backs funds from contractors awarded contracts executed under the current budgetary allocation for NDDC. These bills had been approved for payment by the concerned ministry.

I wrote back and told him that kick backs are illegal. Maybe he should have used the word "Commissions"...