ME: At the hotel, you can see dolphins swimming from your balcony.
HUBBY: You can see dolphins swimming?
HUBBY: They're called porpoises, by the way.
ME: Maybe we can sit on the balcony and eat tuna and watch the porpoises.
ME: What's worse, that I said that or that you're laughing at it?
HUBBY: I think they're both pretty bad.