Hubby knows me well

I was on the phone with our nephew today.

ME:  Do you have any Twix bars?

HIM:  You always want Twix bars!  I'm keeping them away from you.

ME:  Twix bars are delicious.

HIM:  Yes, they make my mouth feel fine, but you won't have any of mine.

ME: You know, if you put them in the m-

HUBBY:  DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!!!!

(I was going to say that if you melt them in the microwave, they are great on ice cream.  Hubby is smart.)