I was on the phone with our nephew today.
ME: Do you have any Twix bars?
HIM: You always want Twix bars! I'm keeping them away from you.
ME: Twix bars are delicious.
HIM: Yes, they make my mouth feel fine, but you won't have any of mine.
ME: You know, if you put them in the m-
HUBBY: DON'T GIVE HIM ANY IDEAS!!!!
(I was going to say that if you melt them in the microwave, they are great on ice cream. Hubby is smart.)