Woke up, put on clothes, didn't go to work.

Attention: I apologize to everyone who thought the poem below was meant for them. It was inspired by someone who doesn't even read the blog, a writer who probably never will. It's not you, I swear!!! Write what's in your heart, even if it's turgid. (Ha ha).

Jayson Blair has an "It Happened to Me" piece in the JANE Magazine I just got. It's titled, "Oops -- I fabricated dozens of articles in the New York Times. Don't do what I did."