I wish you'd come down from that ledge my friend: I was just in Times Square, and there was a guy way up on top of the Milford Plaza sign. A crowd was craning their necks, saying he was a jumper. I heard these comments:
GIRL ON CELL PHONE: We've got a real jumper up there. Look on the news.
GIRL: Oh, get down from there. Or jump. One or the other.
GIRL: Just jump already.
GUY: He's not gonna juuuuump.
Apparently no one was taking it too seriously. If he had jumped, you would have bet there would have been blood-curdling screams. I decided to leave in a hurry. Hearing one massive group-scream (two years ago) is enough to last a lifetime.
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