Oh well

Conversation with my haircutter tonight in the Very West Village, as she's cutting my hair:

HAIRCUTTER: I have to find a new apartment. I hate apartment-hunting. It sucks.
ME: Move to New Jersey.
HAIRCUTTER: (Pause) (Laughter)
ME: No one ever takes that advice.

Update

I have gotten some ribbing over this, so need I remind you that there is life beyond the highways:

www.newjerseyisbeautiful.com